monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2017

Dart Monkey

A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.

Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.

Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.

by MoleMan August 18, 2014

crunky monkey

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

by partypriest November 15, 2009

Swamp Monkey

A sweaty smelly vagina

She has some bad swamp monkey

by NightOwl_74 March 1, 2021

grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know

that cretin is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming

He was such a Cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Monkey Milk

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily

'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'

by RoadyToady September 28, 2020