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Cool John

Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.
Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John
by Ramentae November 21, 2021
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John

Doesn't understand social media trends

What da dawg doin
This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john
by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021
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Eben John

The best Pornstar from 2010 to 2021.Very bad behaviour ,has intensions to kill others.Dirty minded and his a 100/100 Khozi .
by Johan John November 22, 2021
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John

John Is BLACK….
OMG IT’S A JOHN, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM
by SEXY_BOI November 25, 2021
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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.
He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John
by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021
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Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.
Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.
by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021
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