One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.
by Costa1234 July 25, 2019
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Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
by QuacksO April 12, 2023
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by Mikachu April 26, 2015
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Eggy: I'm gonna climb in and fish Warren John Sparkle out the bin
Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.
Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.
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