Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

The Water Buffalo

The act of when she(or he) is receiving intercourse through the ass(or viagina), and before the man orgasms he spills her guts and shoves her face into a sink while fucker she/he in he gut cavity.

"Me and my wife did The Water Buffalo last night, shes gone now"

by Agent Rikka August 15, 2022

Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011

Water polo

When a girl gives you that juicy Glock Glock 9000 in a public sink.

Gina did water polo to me this morning.

by LGDubby May 24, 2022

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.

Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!

by P.O, E.S, E.L January 8, 2012

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017