When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
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Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.
Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.
Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
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You got hoes that give ass for attention
You got hoes that Thrust trap for attention
Nigga that post or say lame shit for attention
Nigga that simp for women for attention
If you doin shit because your insecure asf and your solely motivated by the attention of shit you are a hoe
You got hoes that give ass for attention
You got hoes that Thrust trap for attention
Nigga that post or say lame shit for attention
Nigga that simp for women for attention
If you doin shit because your insecure asf and your solely motivated by the attention of shit you are a hoe
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A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.
“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”
“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”
“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”
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