Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid

by mvwisco December 4, 2020

busting a fat nut

the act of cumming. also known as busting a fat nut.

haaah…IM BUSTING A FAT NUT!

by ADumbFuckOnTheInternet November 8, 2023

calm your nuts

Like "calm your tits" but nuts, ie. balls

Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"

by Manateecup July 29, 2015

busted a mean nut

When you bust a nut

Bro last night I busted a mean nut

by Frankffwsdfhgletr;lh,et;mhp'et April 26, 2017

Balls Over Nuts

Going over and above the call of duty to get something done or to get someone.

"I saw this insane looking girl at the gym the other day, perfect body and all. Guys were going Balls Over Nuts to get her phone number!"

by WarheD September 4, 2013

Gramp Nut Syndrome

Aka as Gramp Nut Syndrome where the mans gemstones get so saggy they look like grandpa nuts

Guy1: Do you have that GNS thingy?
Guy2: Yeah where it’s like your gemstones or nuts just get really saggy and old lookin?

GNS or Gramp Nut Syndrome is where a mans genitalia is very saggy and old looking

by AMOS @cadecarter80 June 22, 2020

No nut weak 43

No nut weak 43 is a weak were you cant cum just like no nut november but its only a weak

Boys are you ready for no nut weak 43?

by Sander the no nuter November 4, 2019