New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.

Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.

by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019

Animal crossing New horizons

A game that will suck up your entire life after you waited for 3 years. Pay debts at a racoon and the fandom stans a dog...help me please

Me:I have played 130 hours of Animal crossing New horizons so far in 2 months...there adre people with over 300..its out for 2 months send this fandom help

by Yuki0066 May 30, 2020

National New Friends Day

national holiday celebrating making new friends

me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!

by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020

Kaede New Town Posting

Kaede New Town Posting is a form of posting on a web service such as twitter, youtube, instagram and many others.
When someone "Kaede New Town Posts" it means they have uploaded some sort of text or something that contains things that happened in world famous 2007 hit romance comedy film "Kaede New Town"

123BlackGuy123: I love Kaede New Town
some stupid idiot: Stop Kaede New Town Posting
123BlackGuy123: How do I hide a body guys?
some stupid idiot: Im cumming

by Adam D Fan October 3, 2021

In other news, the sky is blue

A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.

"holy shit guys i just realized that rage against the machine is advocating against capitalism"
"in other news, the sky is blue"

by Long Sohn Jilvers October 31, 2021

Fox News derangement syndrome

A medically diagnosed illness that prevents a Fox News viewer from viewing any content other than Fox News. The afflicted viewer generally and contemporaneously suffers from morbid obesity, cable TV subscription, insomnia, Viagra abuse, hyper-phobic racial guilt, and/or sociopathy.

I stopped by parents' place in Pennsyltucky the other day and dude, me pops has Fox News derangement syndrome so bad. My brother's 4 kids and 2 baby mamas tried to jump into my car.

by JohnnyRy June 2, 2021

New York Rat War

A historical event taking place in 57 Street subway station on December 3rd, 2007 Where at least 40 people were trapped in the station after the security gates suffered an electrical malfunction. Smelling the fear and warm flesh swarms of new york subway rats immediately began to attack the people resulting in a vast majority of them being devoured by the vicious rats. The CBRN was promptly deployed and a quarantine zone was quickly established. Multiple teams of heavily equipped soldiers were then deployed with various modified lawnmowers to deal with the infestation. As a result there as an estimated 28 human casualties (one being a soldier who hit a bump on a ride on mower and fell in front of it) and an unknown amount of rat deaths. However it is believed to be in the tens of thousands. This tragedy was swiftly covered up by the New York City board of tourism but it is rumored some footage remains.

Have you heard of the New York Rat War? That was vicious man.

by Rasterloner June 9, 2021