chilean cheedle monkey

A small monkey that lives in Chile. It is endangered due to the overhunting of them.

That Chilean Cheedle Monkey threw a corn at me.

by Corn Smith October 29, 2008

puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016

steeze monkey

a bowl skate boarder that performs tricks easily with major style that cannot be mimicked

look at that guy shred, he's such a steeze monkey

by steezen skater16 May 24, 2009

crunky monkey

As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.

Luke: "Let's go jolling!"

Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"

Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"

by partypriest November 15, 2009

Made Monkey

(Verb) - to have anal intercourse

The gay couple made monkey all night long. While the straight couple made monkey the women shit all over the bed.

by Jonthedon7679 December 17, 2009

swine monkey

a derogitory word used for black people to insult da hell out of them

look at dis damn swine monkey eatin fried chicken

by roxsteady May 7, 2009

Monkey's Marbles

For use when ladies are present, instead of mutt's nuts or dog's bollocks
Commonly used by professional photographers to describe the excuse of digital cameras as a work tool.

"...having a digital camera is the real Monkey's Marbles, you just take 1000's of shots... one of them has to be good, right?"

by Jim Fotographer July 28, 2008