Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

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Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

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BIG HUGE FART

when you feel like doing this go to therapy and poop all over the therapist.

Person 1: ugh i gotta do a BIG HUGE FART...
Person 2: well to stop that,-
Person 1: *poops BIG HUGE FART all over person 2*

by mkunga March 10, 2023

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alabama mud fart

When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls

I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled

by TheBodangles March 13, 2023

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His name is Fart!

Another term for skrunkly, skrungly or scrimblo. Some you love, appreciate or like that's unconventionally loved, appreciated or liked.

"Look at this cat! His name is Fart!!"
"Aww what a silly little guy!!"

by VixenSynth_ April 23, 2023

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This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.

*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"

by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021

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