Ban simp

Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.
Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp
by 1800.love July 22, 2022
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Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.
Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
by Yung Money L October 15, 2020
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Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.
Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.
by Nerd158 January 02, 2024
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Simp (n.)

Sean Avery is a Simp (n.) because he cried during his farewell call.
by yoshisays April 02, 2021
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simp fauna

A dirty little kid who is a simp for anything that breathes and will do anything, even throw his friends under the bus for the slightest bit of attention. Someone who thinks too much about what others think of him but doesn't realize what people close to him think. Most importantly the simp fauna will always live within someone
"Hey did you hear about how Niklas told that girl all of our secrets"
"Yea we all saw it coming he's simp fauna"
by #simp4georgia February 01, 2021
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fiend simp

someone who simps for girls for nicotine or weed
oh look there xvnis hes fiending hide the bud!
hide the nic xvnis is coming and he fiending
look its cj if i eat her out she’ll give me nic
watch put for fiend simps they toxic asf
by Xvnis January 12, 2022
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jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.
Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing
by Mcytesa September 06, 2021
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