ghetto smash party

When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.

Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.

Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)

by leakywheelbarrow April 6, 2020

Peruvian Paint Party

When a man shits on a woman, then uses his cock to paint the feces all over the woman's body.

hey babe are you up for a Peruvian paint party tonight?

by Urbancowboy201 June 6, 2017

Puritan Party of America

a not yet existing political party Noah Hirsch is trying to form

The Puritan Party of America is more conservative than the Constitution and Tea Parties.

by personwhoiswritingandtalking October 23, 2020

Mac and cheese party

When you’re absolutely livid and feel impulsive as hell, get a bunch of people (or summon some chill demons, your pick) get a bunch of Mac and cheese supplies, make a lot of Mac and cheese, and eat it while blasting music. My chemical romance or tom jones’s what’s new pussycat is a good choice. If you enjoy the Mac and cheese alone, it becomes a low point in your life. Don’t make it a low point.

“Heyyy, are you free later?”
“No, sorry, I’m having a Mac and cheese party with the demons in my basement, it’s going to be great”

by Why can’t I not be anxious?? October 25, 2019

raccoon pool party

when raccoons gather in pools for mass suicides

Yo I stuck at home all day cleaning up after the raccoon pool party

by ben dover the trap king October 15, 2017

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Party Hardy MV

the combination of party hardy (the group chat of the mother planning parties) and aimigos of the DMV (the group chat of fathers sending brown people memes) however the D is gone because none of us are in the D

this is the elite chat with the best of both worlds ...

Example 1: “yo u wanna get together with the group soon”

“yea run it up in party hardy MV”
Example 2: “bruhhh check out the tik tok they sent in party hardy MV”

by suhhhar December 30, 2021