A True Sexy One

A True Sexy One, does not make a plan to be sexy, they don't try, they just are! A true sexy ones exude sexiness 24/7. Their sexual energy is often very intense yet truthful. A True Sexy Ones often think about sex, dream about sex & love having a lot of it with their Lover! Pheromones are speaping out of these individuals on a continual basis.

I feel sexy,

I look sexy,

I love sexy, therefore I am Sexy!

"Let me poor my sexy all over your sexy!"

If you have ever met a True Sexy One, you may start to feel sexy, confident and totally in the Flow, the sexual flow that is and what a wonderful place to be. A True Sexy One will pass on sexual energies to those around and asking. A true sexy one never pushes sex on or at any living being. A true sexy one is at peace and totally zen'd out, another reason they are so sexy !

by Yes Yum Please! May 19, 2016

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018

neck a fat one

suck a big dick

Frazer, you're an asshole go neck a fat one.

by chwckt January 31, 2017

Daddy Anointed One

A man who fuck you so good that he had to be sent from god

Daddy Anointed One the only one getting this Pussy

by ReddCarter January 13, 2020

one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.

Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."

by junkiii April 24, 2020

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 10, 2020