When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp 🫤”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
Get the Simp 🫤 mug.Is a guy, similar to a "White Knight," who will take on the blame for something done by the girl. Almost all of the time, the simp is not the boyfriend of the girl but just a guy stuck in the friend zone who thinks such a defense will work in his favor when she is deciding on taking in a boyfriend. Most of the time, the girl is using the guy for money, a car ride, etc. and has no problem having sex with a "bad boy," as the simp will find out. She will even tell Simp about the sex, and Simp will forgive her.
by DuttBar March 21, 2024
Get the Simp mug.A person with the name Liam. This man will always post about his new fling on socials and be with them everyday ditching the boys.
That person is a simp.
by The real mind March 22, 2024
Get the Simp mug.A person who goes ahead , or puts in extra effort to do smth for a person they like or want.
-they Remember small details
-rant about a person a lot
- sometimes acts like they don’t like them
- stares at them
- does anything for them , while they might say no if another person asks off the same
-they Remember small details
-rant about a person a lot
- sometimes acts like they don’t like them
- stares at them
- does anything for them , while they might say no if another person asks off the same
Example:
‘Bro shes online im leaving the call’
“Bro your simping”
‘Bro I’ll play later I’m texting her right now’
“Bro your simping”
‘Bro she look at me today omd’
“Bro your simping”
‘Bro shes online im leaving the call’
“Bro your simping”
‘Bro I’ll play later I’m texting her right now’
“Bro your simping”
‘Bro she look at me today omd’
“Bro your simping”
by Wannaaa March 23, 2024
Get the Simp mug.Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold March 23, 2024
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