S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants
I-In
M-my
P-pants
“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
by Jackelanm December 19, 2023
Get the SIMPmug. by chinesecommie September 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
by japansko sredstvo za čišćenje June 16, 2021
Get the simpmug. Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?
Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!
isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp
Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!
isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp
by Nye_Cere September 13, 2021
Get the isaiah matthews a simpmug. A simp is a guy who is desperately trying to win the affection of a someone who doesn't even notice him.
He throws money at her, defends her all the time and would probably die for her, but she still doesn't care.
But a man who just respects women is not a simp. That's a very wrong use of the word.
He throws money at her, defends her all the time and would probably die for her, but she still doesn't care.
But a man who just respects women is not a simp. That's a very wrong use of the word.
"Dude why are you simping for her? She doesn't even know your name or care to find out....PLUS she's got a boyfriend!!"
by firefox_ September 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A guy that is overly desperate for women. He cancells plans last min to go hangout with his bitch while she's a mean person and talks shit about everyone. Even tho she expresses disinterest in the guy , the guy insists to keep going out with her. He doesn't know how to let bygones be bygones. She has the guy on a leash. He votes for the candidate his girl votes for just so they can stay together. Has no respect for himself and affects his well being. Hes insecure when he's single so he would do anything to be with a girl even tho she's toxic.
Yo do you believe she made him vote for Biden otherwise she said she would break up with him? Max is such a simp
A Synonym is: Max
Antonym is: Chris
A Synonym is: Max
Antonym is: Chris
by Hawley February 20, 2021
Get the Simpmug.