Life

Something that has been given to you.
Unless you give it for free, it costs you too much.

I want to break free
But life still goes on
I want, I want, I want,

So baby can't you see

by ThankyouDad June 13, 2017

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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

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real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017

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Life

Life is great! You should really get one!

Life is like a Megan.

by Mituna/Gracie October 31, 2017

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Meaning Of Life

Have fun, enjoy living (playing video games in my opinion) or..................
Go to school then get a job to get money to survive to go to your job until you get old and retired and die.

Random Philosopher 1: what's the meaning of Life?
Random Philosopher 2:I just have sex for pleasure, that's my meaning of life.
Random Philosopher 1:Yeah, I should do that too,lets go for a threesome!
Random philosopher 2: Ok, why not.

by Potato Paltato Boi October 31, 2017

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