Smelt Fish

An essentially worthless fish that Democrats are horny for.

Did you hear that Gavin Newscum let California burn because of a smelt fish? Sad! What a loser.

by HonestyKing3 January 9, 2025

Clout-fish

**Clout Fish**: A term used to describe individuals who deliberately manipulate their online persona or relationships to gain social status, influence, or attention, often by pretending to be someone they are not or exaggerating their connections to popular figures. Unlike "catfishing," which involves romantic deception, a "clout fish" focuses on leveraging social media interactions and appearances to enhance their perceived value or relevance, often leading to inauthentic relationships and interactions driven by the pursuit of clout.

“Amelia loves fishing. Her favourite catch is a clout-fish. Shes always out there cloutfishing, casting her net for anyone who can get her side of stage.”

by You can’t sit with us January 11, 2025

Sucker fish

A sucker fish is when a woman wearing a miniskirt with no underwear stands on the hood of your car and presses her vagina against the windshield

"Linda jumped on my hood with no panties , sat on my windshield. It looked like a sucker fish cleaning an aquarium."

by Uncle Ant January 15, 2025

Angel Fish

An Angel Fish is best described as the most efficient and aggressive brown noser. The term originates from the Practice of aggressive shit-eating that Angel Fish perform on undersea divers. Due to their slim and narrow bodies it makes them ample for snaking their way right up ones ass crack in such a perfect manor whilst having a near vacuum like seal on the asshole of their victim. Essentially ensuring that not one drop of shit goes to waste. The Emphasis on someone being an angel fish is that they are such a kiss ass they are essential constantly up the ass whoever ass they there are trying to kiss.

Angel Fish (Brown Noser): You wont believe what happened today with my bosses kids today, they lost their first tooth!

Non-shit eater(you): Jesus fucking christ Angel Fish who gives a fuck about someone else's bosses kids, how about you stop being such a brown noser.

by DownAstronomical January 20, 2025

draw fish

to become sexually aroused or "wet"

"I can draw fish anywhere."

by lecroft March 4, 2025

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

white fish sandwich

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.

Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.

by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025