Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022

Cat

A feline or human that can do just about anything and will never get caught ever.

Tess has always been a cat. She's so good she can get away with murder.
When my cat walked in the room I let her jump in my lap so I could pet her.

by Pet&PurrSystems June 17, 2019

Cats

Cats are... Cats or creatures full of personality who you love, but can be annoying sometimes.

Cats are mad creatures but beautiful and crazy and smart. Cats are Cats.

by DFDS$¥7& October 19, 2019

cats or dogs

a way of asking if your friend is gay or not

Kyle: Cats or dogs
Ash: dogs?
Kyle: ofc homo /j

by uhidkiggggg June 22, 2021

Cat

A name

Cat has a hat the says Cat hehe

by ThePurpleGrape January 1, 2022

cat bruh

cat bruh is a cat and cute also naughty she likes to sit in a sova
Person 1: this cat is cute but annoys me bruh
Person 2: yea i think \_(")_/

cat bruh is cute but i don't know if that's real so.....

by this cat is name bruh cat ok October 29, 2021

Duffel Cat

When a man and woman have intercourse while the woman is inside a confined space such as a duffel bag, suit case, or something similar.

Sharon agreed to perform a Duffel Cat on the condition that they fly first class.

by smuffman February 10, 2013