Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.

I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

fish principle

Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.

*shit happens*

*everyone whines*

Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."

*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."

*everyone else keeps whining*

by Jjshdddkdishbsbsjskshsbdbd September 21, 2013

Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish

by Jacky boi man October 5, 2020

Sucker fish

A sucker fish is when a woman wearing a miniskirt with no underwear stands on the hood of your car and presses her vagina against the windshield

"Linda jumped on my hood with no panties , sat on my windshield. It looked like a sucker fish cleaning an aquarium."

by Uncle Ant January 15, 2025

Susan Roper (Fish)

This ugly bitch who is a major slut. She only goes for ugly guys. She is fucking crazy and cheats in school. She is a crazy republican and beats up her principal. She cheats on everyone and has a roster of over 50. Her body count is over 1000. Her brother is gay.

Bro did you hear fish got a new boyfriend. Poor guy will get cheated on in a day.

Susan Roper (Fish) gun is pink she cheats on her boyfriends with Scarlett

by scarbb May 22, 2023

Fish

Someone is the finest in soccer history they are the best it is a saying all the way back from 2399

you are a fish

by mTATA August 1, 2023