3rd of December

give the person you're talking too your hoodie

"hey it's the 3rd of December can i have your hoodie" "finee"

by handlenar345 December 3, 2022

December 9th

December 9th is Ellie’s day. Everyone is expected to tell Ellie “Happy Birthday” and to not react if she does not say “Thanks.” Ellie’s day is the best day in the world, even if it’s not her birthday. She is to be given all the love and presents in the world.

Omg! It’s December 9th, Ellie’s day! I forgot to get her a present and tell her happy birthday.

by mostlypolitical December 10, 2021

sometime in december

Someone (who you personally know) will kill you while you are away from home. They will be too short to choke you so they will strangle you to death.

Time: sometime in December
You: “Hey wassup shortie”
Shortie: *pulls out ropes*

by NotThePed0FromUrNeighborhood September 26, 2021

December 21st Day

Today is buy your Croatian friend a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: I like you so much, we’re such good friends.

Croatian Person: Well if we’re such good friends, you should buy me a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: What? Why? That’s too much money.

Croatian Person. Well, it’s December 21st Day! You have too. Or it’s racist.

by Dr.Montgomery December 20, 2022

No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

December 3

The day non-heathers get a sweater. The day that the second choices get to feel like a first choice. If you know a girl who you like, but wouldn’t date, give her a sweater, come on! It’s December 3!

“I still remember the third or December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you.” - heather, by Conan

Person 1: here is my sweater
Person 2: thanks, but why?
Person 1: it’s December 3, remember?

by Thatweirdflamingo December 3, 2020

December 15

a day to hate crime ur best friend for fun by posting an awful brutal diabolical sent from satan terrible photo of them.

“it’s december 15!! let’s go hate crime the bestie for the restie.”

by daddydickdick27 November 23, 2021