that chicken’s been tampered with and abused

a vegetarian.

“darn that chicken’s been tampered with and abused!”

by bastardchicken June 6, 2018

Dinosaur shaped chicken nugget

The best fucking food ever.

Guy 1: “my mom got me dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for Christmas”
Guy 2: “damn u have the best mom I only got $300”

by WhiskeredPP January 3, 2021

Brown Chicken Pow Pow

Brown Chicken Pow Pow is a term coined by the community surrounding Crested Butte. The term describes the undeniably sexy appeal of boatloads of fresh snow falling on one of nature’s most majestic creations-Mount Crested Butte.

When the powder flies in Crested Butte, everyone sings "Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
"I'm calling in sick to ski Crested Butte tomorrow... Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
"Hey girl, you ski here often? Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
Question: "How was the snow today?" Answer: "Brown chicken Pow Pow!"

by PowNow April 20, 2018

chicken wing drop shot

to take a chicken wing with sauce and drop it into a beer, you then chug the beer down and when your done EAT that chicken wing broboomshakalaka that's eh good chicken wing

I wood do a chicken wing drop shot with my friends at the pub on wing night

by chicken wing-drop shot King June 20, 2013

national chicken alfredo day

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !

hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!

by uRg@710L February 17, 2022

Chicken Sandwich World Championship

(N.) The Chicken Fight of Nov. 5th (at 10pm on DirecTV Channel 348) involving, TC "The Golden Boy" Chicken and Spicy, "The Red Riot" Chicken.

(I wonder if they know that Burger King is just going to eat them after their Publicity Stunt is over?)

SpicyTenderCrisp applied a strangle hold to TenderCrisp at the ten minute mark, but the Ref reversed the decision and TC retained his world title over Spicy, who really wanted to step out of the shadow of TC.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack

When Dane Cook wanted to play a prank, he would go to KFC and order a Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack, which is, of course, not on the menu.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.

WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!

WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.

by ThisIsKatherine June 1, 2007