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ghetto smash party

When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.

Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.
Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)
by leakywheelbarrow April 6, 2020
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Dark Republican Party

Not to be confused with the "Communist Party of America" or the "Socialist Party of America".

The Dark Republican Party is filled with people who are usually very gothic in nature, and even worship the devil. Some have been known to have been possessed by spirits of vampires and monsters. It is said that some have even turned into seductive vampires and vampiresses. They are known to enjoy seeing others in pain.

The Dark Republican Party members are mostly found in the state of Utah.

It is said that Donald Trump was the closest to resemble the typical Dark Republican Party member. His resemblance to a typical Dark Republican party member is almost 5% of what a Dark Republican Party member would act and look like. This was the highest for any Republican President or VP, Dick Cheney was only 4% of how a Dark Republican Party member would act.
Person 1: Do you think we would ever see a Dark Republican Party member in the White House?

Person 2: No I do not think so, but we do have someone in the White House already that almost somewhat acts like one, and their name is Trump.
by MST3K I like November 25, 2020
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Puritan Party of America

a not yet existing political party Noah Hirsch is trying to form
The Puritan Party of America is more conservative than the Constitution and Tea Parties.
by personwhoiswritingandtalking October 23, 2020
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raccoon pool party

when raccoons gather in pools for mass suicides
Yo I stuck at home all day cleaning up after the raccoon pool party
by ben dover the trap king October 15, 2017
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Peruvian Paint Party

When a man shits on a woman, then uses his cock to paint the feces all over the woman's body.
hey babe are you up for a Peruvian paint party tonight?
by Urbancowboy201 June 6, 2017
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Third Party Vote

Something good and/or important that is proudly yet carelessly thrown away by someone. Just like throwing away your vote with an actual Third Party Vote. Can also be phrased "Voting Third Party" where applicable.
Giving up that great career opportunity for some stupid bias you have is just like a Third Party Vote.
by TheFiend138 June 16, 2016
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Mac and cheese party

When you’re absolutely livid and feel impulsive as hell, get a bunch of people (or summon some chill demons, your pick) get a bunch of Mac and cheese supplies, make a lot of Mac and cheese, and eat it while blasting music. My chemical romance or tom jones’s what’s new pussycat is a good choice. If you enjoy the Mac and cheese alone, it becomes a low point in your life. Don’t make it a low point.
“Heyyy, are you free later?”
“No, sorry, I’m having a Mac and cheese party with the demons in my basement, it’s going to be great”
by Why can’t I not be anxious?? October 25, 2019
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