tent daddy

A diligent guy who pounds in tent stakes and adjust gui lines even when storm winds are blowing in the middle of the night.
That storm was blowing last night but my reliable tent daddy William kept our shelter from blowing away!
by CuckChairPrime February 01, 2025
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dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.
"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"
by February 03, 2021
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spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes
John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you
by Ass fuvker January 02, 2016
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Jewgar Daddy

A sub-species of Sugar Daddy that can often be spotted in the Lower East Side of Manhattan or Orange County, CA.
My Jewgar daddy drinks old scout and redbull before the Bruno Mars concert.
by Keltini B February 03, 2024
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tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)
“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”
by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021
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daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek
person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference
by **lesbian goddess** April 10, 2019
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Cryps Daddy

He is very good at flirting :3 Has smexy hands. And is a fkin kid. Loves licking.
Ayye thats cryps daddy! The man with smexy hands.
by Alexia2626 August 04, 2021
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