Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019

Meat

A greeting used by the greatest of men

“Hi how are you”

“Meat”

by YUMMYYUMMYLICKYLICKY April 4, 2022

Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.

Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022

Meat boxing

When a woman queefs to a rhythm. Similar to beat boxing. However, in this instance it is preformed by a woman’s vagina during sex. The woman rapping along is optional.

That bitch has mad meat boxing skills. Her pussy has more beats than a drum machine.

by $hields February 2, 2025

clegg meat

bodily fluff that forms in bodily crevases

fluff in between your toes or belly button male only i hope (clegg meat)

by burt1981 April 14, 2009