Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 16, 2025
The act of recording yourself taking a poop, and then reversing the video so the poop goes back into your butthole like a vacuum.
by Poop Vacuum November 05, 2017
Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.
Poop shoe.
Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !
by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc November 01, 2020
Referring to cannabis, when your buds are the size of rabbits poop.
Poop nugs don't have to be worse bud, but can be due to the large concentration of stems and leaves when the nugs are tiny.
Poop nugs don't have to be worse bud, but can be due to the large concentration of stems and leaves when the nugs are tiny.
by KushKrabby May 14, 2024
by The big bob boi July 03, 2020
by salami! February 02, 2024