Shit Hickey

When you sit so long on the toilet that you get a ring around your ass from the seat.

A long night of eating cabbage, broccoli & cheese, and pickled lamb left me planted on porcelain so long the next morning that I got a shit hickey.

by hookandpull July 13, 2012

Spac Shit

A word used to describe anything thats crappy or broken, derived from the word Spaceship for no reason what so ever.

Fikin hell I dropped my polos! Now ther Spac Shit

by Smarty P August 31, 2006

roach shit

The little bits and pieces that come out the back of a paper joint, blunt, ect. common fix. find small object to pack that shit back up its ass. pencap, key, ect

damnit! i got roach shit in my mouth!

by crash box September 26, 2011

the scariest shit

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

-The scariest shit

by Sant1z1a November 23, 2017

Shit-slit

(noun) the rectum, the opening of the anus, poop-shoot, or asshole. Often referring to the receiving orifice during anal sex. Also known as a muscle-cunt in gay anal sex. This term is usually associated with a shitty-kitty or a dirty deal. But Feces need not always be present unless you are referring to a shitty slit, wherein shit is an adjective.

let Me hit that shit-slit, sit on it! (Please).

That hot Ginger’s shit-slit is pinker than Legally Blonde 2!

by JAB3 June 20, 2019

bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

by ur bother June 14, 2010

shit crumpet

A greeting to a good friend.2 a dried piece of crap.

Hey shit crumpet!

by John Davis June 15, 2003