Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!

by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022

Japanese fish hunt

Spread her legs, go down to the fish market, then, take your goddam spear and shove it inside out quickly and shout:
"WATASHI NO NAMEI WA TUNA KUN"

Bye mom and dad i am going to japanese fish hunt

by TheFlowerDude July 30, 2018

Le Fishe

The best land fishe u will ever meet. Is a pro at Roblox, Minecraft, Overwatch, Mobile Legends, is radiant on valorant AND is on esports team, basically a part of sentinels. Will NOT bully grown men for having ABSOLUTELY ZERO BITCHES, for being maidenless, alone, no significant other, no one to wake up next to, or having so rizz. L+ ratio+ maidenless+ touch grass + bitchless+ mald+ rage+ seethe+ stay mad+ cope+ cry+ cringe+ vouch+ don't care+ stay lame+ dilate+violently sob. (this is directed towards ALL OF YOU.) Le Fishe is literally the coolest and is supeeeeeerrrrrrr nice! :D

them: OMG GIRL IS THAT THE REAL LE FISHE???
other guy: OMG FOR REALZIES??

by voluptuousnutz October 25, 2022

Fishes

The way in which idiotic people try to mean more than one fish. They think 'fishes' is a word, but it is grammatically incorrect.

Idiot: "hey, mate. Did you see how many fishes were at that store?
Decent human being: "Fishes? Fish is it's own plural, stupid."
Idiot: "No! You're so wrong."
Decent human being: "I'm not. You idiot."

by Sugar wants Snake proud February 20, 2018

bat shit crazy fish

The most manic form of insanity.

Billmom
=

Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?

Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*

by Tragicly Transmitted July 13, 2015

fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

So long, and thanks for all the fish

The quote dolphins said before they flew away in the first book of Douglas Adams's series "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". They say this because they are more intelligent and tried to warn us of the Vogon's plan to destroy Earth. The reason the Vogons want to destroy Earth is to make an intergalactic freeway and earth Is in the way.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!-Dolphins

by BRITNEY_BITCH April 5, 2023