one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

one nigth stand

Tilfeldig sex

De hadde One nigth stand

by Hjallis May 26, 2017

One minute ugly

That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.

-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.

-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.

by Dundur June 11, 2017

Fernandez Fast One

When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.

Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.

by anonymousjoseph June 25, 2017

One Hand Wednesday

When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.

One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.

by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017

one girl harem

When you want to give her existence a high importance and multiply her qualities (if she even has any) even if you're messin' and actually want around 15 bitches on your dick.

"yeah one fuckboy pickup line can get you lots of vajayjay"
"i'll make it a one girl harem for you'

by Comradickal February 28, 2018

Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.

Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.

by schleepymane April 20, 2016