My asshole is green

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
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green aura w flies

Used when someone's opinion or something about them causes feelings of acute feelings of awkwardness.

The full version of this phrase is "Green aura with flies."
"Hawk Tuah 😂"

"green aura w flies"
by devout August 14, 2024
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New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
by Lit Loc November 04, 2021
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Central Green Talk

Something that can be said in Central Park on the green grass.
That’s not central green talk!
by Hmpf:)))) July 07, 2019
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Green Lizard

There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.

see also Green Lizardette
Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.
by The_Doctor_11th November 08, 2022
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Dylan Green

his curly hair is bigger than his whole body and he has skinny little girl legs but they’re hairy. he likes staring at people creepily and is weirdly good at art. def gives bottom energy and looks like a stoner freak. His snake bite piercings make it look like he’s always drooling. He gets in peoples faces and makes scary faces at people. he’s a whole ass jump-scare. He has a Minecraft world dedicated to his ex girlfriend filled with cats. He wears really long basketball shorts and enjoys games from the mf 1930’s. He has a really hot sister so he’s def the ugly sibling. secretly listens to Billie Eillish in his free time. he wants to die on a rollercoaster. and he shakes and shivers when he smokes. works at mexican restaurants.
Dylan Green has a mommy kink
by subtrainer359 June 02, 2022
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