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Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
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P’Nasticus Bütte

P’Nasticus Bütte, often referred to as, “Butt Sex”, is occasionally used as a covert mean to express sexual desire regarding anal pleasures. Quite often, during these anal pleasures, one will employ an implement (or Shlong) much to the delight of the recipient.

In polite society, you might wish to use this phrase instead of, “Butt Stuff”, “Butt Tricks”, “Butt Cum Dumping”, “Anal”, “Stuffin Muffin”, etc. As always, make sure the trap is clean, the muffin is buttered, the rod firm, the thrust gentle … and, please, offer that friendly reach around.
Hot dude: Hi .. I’m hung, hilarious and intrigued by your intellect and fortunate genetics …”

Hot Lady: “Oh .. I’m Victoria, Hi’”

Hot dude: “so .. what are you into, Victoria?? What do you like ??”

Hot Lady: “I like all things … round objects and Protuberances tickle me richly.”

Hot dude: “say … are you familiar with (looks around discreetly) P’Nasticus Bütte??”

Hot Lady: “Most definitely … let’s go back to my apartment, it’s right above the bodega on 69th”

Hot dude: “Perf.”
by Jo Colaczech-Higgins April 14, 2024
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New York Nutter Butter

The act of sticking your finger in your ass and pulling it out to find cum and nutty filled shit on your fingers. Then proceeding to stick them in your partners mouth
My dad gave me a raging new york nutter butter last night. or my grandmothers new york nutter butter taste the best
by DonkeyMcPunch July 1, 2024
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Garlic and butter boy

Garlic and Butter Boy was the lead singer of the popular boy band "Garlic & Butter Boys". He stared in songs like "Garlic and Butter Love", and "Garlic and Butter Boyz" he also was known for acting freaky around The Kildovian Federation and Hemidaia-Kon
I love those garlic and butter boys
by The Real Garlic guy October 18, 2024
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Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.
Sam was horny so he churning the butter
by Striker2701 November 30, 2024
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butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.
Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.
by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024
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hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.
“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”
by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024
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