by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles Is Able TO Live My Life, I<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Life is a gift, most of the time a horrible gift. Life could be awesome, then someone ruins it for you.
Some people's lives are so horrible they throw it away. Or they couldn't bare the cruelty people made it.
But some people have the low chance of an awesome experience of it, they could win the lottery, be treated so nicely, look amazing. But one person could ruin that, one.
Some people's lives are so horrible they throw it away. Or they couldn't bare the cruelty people made it.
But some people have the low chance of an awesome experience of it, they could win the lottery, be treated so nicely, look amazing. But one person could ruin that, one.
Sad :
Nancy : "Hey Derek, have you seen Kate this week? She hasn't been picking up her phone.."
Derek : "Haven't you heard? Kate ended her.. life."
Nancy : "What.. you're lying, right??"
Derek : "No? Why would I, it was all over the news!"
Please don't be the reason someone takes away that gift.
Happy :
Percy : "Oh my god!! Guess what Jack!"
Jack : "What happened??"
Percy : "Our friend Mark and his wife had a baby recently! Isn't that so exciting!"
Jack : "Oh my god, that is so sweet! By the way, one question?"
Percy : "Go ahead?"
Jack : "How exactly do women get pregnant?"
Percy : "Oh uhm..."
Yippee
Nancy : "Hey Derek, have you seen Kate this week? She hasn't been picking up her phone.."
Derek : "Haven't you heard? Kate ended her.. life."
Nancy : "What.. you're lying, right??"
Derek : "No? Why would I, it was all over the news!"
Please don't be the reason someone takes away that gift.
Happy :
Percy : "Oh my god!! Guess what Jack!"
Jack : "What happened??"
Percy : "Our friend Mark and his wife had a baby recently! Isn't that so exciting!"
Jack : "Oh my god, that is so sweet! By the way, one question?"
Percy : "Go ahead?"
Jack : "How exactly do women get pregnant?"
Percy : "Oh uhm..."
Yippee
by qpdu February 5, 2024
Get the Lifemug. by Communism Is Life May 3, 2025
Get the I will take your lifemug. by ToddIsNotEvenReal October 25, 2018
Get the Waste of life and spacemug. go an f##king life fill that empty void in heart you monkey what are you doing here just wasting your time and life away go do something meaning full change the world for crying out loud just don't spend your time on here study you probably have a test you're avoiding to study for your going to fail if you don't study and don't go watch your favorite tv shows or YouTube videos or anime or video games
by ThaTGuyT_T May 9, 2022
Get the Get a Lifemug.