Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck

"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"

by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020

Meth Meat

Used as slang to describe a man's penis when high on methamphetamine and not having the ability to get an erection

After doing three lines, no matter how hard I spanked it, I was stuck with Meth Meat

by DOT Regulator July 8, 2021

Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

meat feeder

the mouth of someone who preforms oral sex on a male.

I wanted to have sex but suzie would only let my put it in her meat feeder

by TN73 October 8, 2010

meat

(noun): Slang word used by child molesters/pedophiles to refer to pre-pubescent children. Invented by Ainsley Harriott during a "cooking" session.

Give your meat a good ol' rub...

by Manuele Pepe November 13, 2017

meat sandwich

A gay three-way orgy (involving males only for female definition see meatless sandwich)

Stan, Gary and Bob created a meat sandwich when that all had sex together.

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

Breast Meating

We a homosexual couple has one obese person with man boobs, and the other titty fucks their partners moobs.

"If that Ferrari had a cock, it would be breast meating the shit out of Pietro"

by I love Moobs May 1, 2022