by My anxiety is talking August 13, 2023

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Scottie Pippen: MJ, how are you doing?
Michael Jordan: Iโm sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. Iโll never be like Lebron James (๐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
Michael Jordan: Iโm sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. Iโll never be like Lebron James (๐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
by Certified Lebonbon glazemaster March 18, 2025

A Godlike being with a glare that makes even the most confident woman quiver at the knees and the strongest leaders of nations can't help but follow in his footsteps. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence!
by Cory (muthafkin) James January 18, 2024

by SamJacktela May 29, 2022

James is such a nice guy. He is ready to listen and ready to fight for you. No matter where you go, you'll always look for James, because he should be part of everything, always. He is anxious sometimes, and narci, but he has the purest heart and the kindest soul. He always makes sure that you feel like you belong and that you are loved. He has the wisest words. James is just awesome. But James needs someone who will be there for him too. James is strong, but he needs someone who will listen, too. No, James isn't perfect, but he will always be that one person who will never leave no matter what.
by wobniar May 16, 2022
