guy

guy is the best character from the hit game taxi rider, has a loving wife (gal) and a dumbass son called timmy
guy is quite, smart, strong and has lost his sanity completely
guy is known for wearing a blue shirt with white sleeves and jean pants
guy overall is used to describe someone who insane, but still an absolute chad

person: that man just single killed an entire gang by himself!
someone who saw this: what a guy!

by TrustMeItsNotBanna September 6, 2022

Main Guy

Gender neutral definition of anyone having the the lead on a job or project where the workflows are separated between people.

The lead actress of a movie.

Lead host of a podcast.

The foreman of a work crew.

Im the main guy, she's the other guy.

by Jules Elysard September 8, 2022

Mr Funny Guy

1. A man or manly-like woman who plays hard to get and overall is a jerk in general.

2. A man or manly-like woman who acts like a immature child for attention or love from others around

1. I liked you but now your just playing Mr Funny Guy.

2. Stop playing Mr Funny Guy for attention its annoying.

by YAS miraculous ladybug September 12, 2022

iPad guy

A side piece,Someone who doesn’t deserve to be on your phone

Oh yeah don’t worry he’s just an iPad guy

by Jimmygreg October 27, 2022

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Guy 1

Guy 1 is the guy who is used in every urban dictionary example.
Guy 1's friend is Guy 2, he is also used sometimes.
Guy 3 or 4 are'nt used most of the time because most examples have no Guy 3 or 4.

Guy 1: Hi guys im guy 1!
Guy 2: Hello guy 1!
Guy 1: Hi.
Guy 3: Hello Guy 1 and 2!.
Guy 1 & 2: huh?
Guy 4: *doesn't exist*

by a random dude posting stuff November 2, 2022

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022