Bro-Stabbed

When your bro (manly friend) betrays you.

Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!

by Endangered Panda June 10, 2019

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.

by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024

Bro Code

BRO CODE:BROS BEFORE HOES

Bro code in a nutshell

Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE

Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH

by Why da f u looking at my name February 8, 2021

Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option

Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro

by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 26, 2020

Trash bro

A combo fortnite players say

Bro dis game trash bro I’m quitting. Four months later.. I started playing fortnite again and it’s still trash

by Lil dink zapo October 23, 2019