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Rock man

A person who is very gay and most of the time has foreskin
Person 1:look at that gay he is super gay and I bet he has foreskin
Person 2: what a rock man
by Delta was here November 20, 2021
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Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)
That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.
by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022
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rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitly not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is imposible
Jimmy: Its peeing
Karl: No, thats rain
Jimmy: Look up do you see coulds no those are rocks its rock-pee
by Aperre August 17, 2024
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Rock dog

To put it simple its another way to say a "boner" or "erection"
"Imagine buying a hinata body pillow just to get your Rock dog everyday."
by ArkMakesWords September 27, 2020
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The Donkey Rock

A mythical creature that is a combination of both rock and donkey. It has the force of a Rock and kicks like a Donkey. It plays with a heart yet plays hard like stone/rock. This crazy breed somehow comes together for the win. The Donkey Rock has earned its place as the mascot of Malverne/East Rockaway's Lacrosse team.
The Donkey Rock quickly sneaked up on its prey (the ball) and continued for its goal.
by erinyyy33 May 27, 2011
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Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything
Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
by Larin Noel October 2, 2016
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pop rock

Also known as poser rock, mall rock or fake rock, this non-rock genre is characterized by a strong commercial appeal, with emphasis on professional songwriting and recording craft. Pop rock was created by bored, moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations and MTV letting everyone clamor onto another phony genre. Pop rock is typically characterized by the following:

1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.

2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.

3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Black Flag and The Ramones are all rock bands. Avril Lavigne, Elle King, Pink, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Weezer are all pop rock.
by Super Tips January 3, 2024
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