Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.
Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.
by LA Bear May 11, 2022
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Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.
“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop
by Kevin Barney June 03, 2020
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poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.
Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.
by Meenuh March 27, 2014
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poop destroyer

Evil takes form During the deepest trails of hell. Eventually one seeks redemption and looks For revenge. After Redemption is met The victims Endless Death is upon oneself. watch out.
;)

1222: i farted
1997373: prob just the poop destroyer

1222: oh, eat my cock?
by fartness lockness July 02, 2022
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Poop-Dick-Dipper

The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.
by Lil' M January 28, 2021
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Space Poop

The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better
Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon
by Slick Rxck December 09, 2018
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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 16, 2025
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