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Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.
Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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Poop Ejac

Sperm comes out of butt
Oh, a Poop Ejac
by Moshej Pasha January 17, 2021
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Poop

When shit comes out ur ass
by anonymous February 2, 2022
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Poop Stop

A stop, often urgent and unexpected, between two destinations to have explosive diarrhea or shit squirts. It is a derivative of a pit stop, but solely for taking a poop before you arrive at your final destination.
On the way back from lunch, Susie Q had to stop on the 8th floor for a poop stop to avoid blowing up the bathroom on her floor.
by Shah of the Bayou November 20, 2021
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Poop

When you go to the bathroom you squeeeze out a poop this is what it is its called poop its brown and stinky
by GayManSal November 16, 2021
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Poop

A very delicious and nutritious part of balanced breakfast.

When in doubt, eat some nutritious poop.
The most important part of your thanksgiving dinner
Yo dude pass me some Poop!
Ay I brought some Poop for lunch who wants some?
by Largest Changes Uno May 4, 2020
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