penis face tycoon

One who owns and operates many penis faces, sees George Bush II

Dude, stop being such a penis face tycoon.

8===============D

I am a penis face tycoon.

by Penis Face Tycoon December 28, 2003

penis ass tavern

to stick ones dick in a males ass for a long period of time often over night

I gave koa a penis ass tavern for two days straight

by Jose' January 14, 2008

wow that's a huge penis

when someone has a huge penis

wow that's a huge penis mike

by joe 45637728 March 14, 2008

Tiny penis car

A car that pretentious douches buy that is supposed to say "Look how much money I have", but really say, "This car put me 20,000 in debt"

Girl 1: wow, look at his car
Girl 2: Yeah right, that's totally a 'Tiny penis car'

by Royalbluearts June 17, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.

Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.

by Lmao guacamole is negro December 9, 2019

Frog like penis

A small, chubby, ugly penis.

Dude you have a frog like penis

by pillyreal April 20, 2021

Penis Gas Syndrome

A rare medical conditon during which a man ejaculates a fine, lukewarm mist as opposed to seamen during masturbation. It permiates the surrounding air and creates a punget odor that can reach up to 300 meters. Although this condtion is prominent in persons of Indian descent, only .00045% of males are born with Penis Gas Syndrome.

Steve: (profusely masturbating)

Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?

Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...

Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!

Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!

by Steven Danger July 23, 2010