Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”
Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
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Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
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And short term of "to" or "too".
That's it. What? Did you think there would be more? Nope. All done. 2, the second/third/next to 1/the number of balls I have/how many bombs were put on japan in 1945. Why are you still reading this? Just get out. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT.
And short term of "to" or "too".
That's it. What? Did you think there would be more? Nope. All done. 2, the second/third/next to 1/the number of balls I have/how many bombs were put on japan in 1945. Why are you still reading this? Just get out. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT.
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