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Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 18, 2024
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The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
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2

Second number (or third if you count zero (not counting negative numbers))

And short term of "to" or "too".

That's it. What? Did you think there would be more? Nope. All done. 2, the second/third/next to 1/the number of balls I have/how many bombs were put on japan in 1945. Why are you still reading this? Just get out. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT.
There's 2 guys.

You're 2 annoying

2 birds 1 rock

I 2
by Gettafuqouttahere June 9, 2024
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Cleanup on Aisle 2

The godawful mess after unprepared anal sex.
I thought anal was as simple as lube and consent, but the mess! Holy shit! Cleanup on Aisle 2!
by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy January 6, 2021
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MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU
Patrick: Your bad
Jiakun:Your mad
Patrick: Your MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD
by Yavenu August 10, 2020
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2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches
Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky
by SteakNachos September 25, 2020
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2 pinks in the stink

When a woman puts her pink nipples in a guys asshole
I picked both of his legs up while he spread his asscheeks. And slowly inserted my titties in his eager asshole. I performed the 2 pinks in the stink
by Mrs. Dr. PP April 10, 2021
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