Meat Muncher

When some always has something to say about everything even when it doesn't concern them. Basically a non cursing way of saying Dickeating

Bro stop being a Meat Muncher.

Thats not my fault that she looks like that.

by iluvchickennuggets250 August 3, 2023

cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.

"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."

by Zamnboney August 9, 2023

Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

@PEENABONIA

Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!

by Sheanado August 11, 2023

pleat meat

Pleat meat is the asshole.

She bent over so far i could see her pleat meat.

by Red bird 10 November 30, 2021

Fresh meat

No man wants a old fucking women catch up man.

Fresh meat let's say we can start at 13 👍 go bananas lady's your a star till you tern 25

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

Meat breaker

A man who DESTROYS grils pussys

I am the towns meat breaker

by Fram ursul October 20, 2019