imagine farting like a hippo

a chonkyc CHONKY VERY CHONKY BOY called gavin hee heee heee hawwwwww imagine eating paper matias

hello imagine farting like a hippo is the ways.

by pikachu2009best May 10, 2022

fly you like a kite

a dumb pick up line commonly used by boys, which means he wants to put his dick in the girls pussy and go up and down.

"girl i wanna fly you like a kite"

by username420 December 21, 2020

Piss Like a Super Soaker

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.

When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.

After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.

by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.

ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

being pet like a chicken

having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.

Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay

by vividtears November 17, 2018

Exploded like George's wallet

Finally had enough and "lost it";

Kept it all inside until one day just couldn't take it anymore and blew up

I had kept the hurt and anger penned up for so long, I just couldn't take it any more. I finally "exploded like George's wallet!"

by washedup January 23, 2011

you like dah noodle

First You Must Speak in an Asian Accent

Example:

Tyler: Hey James

James: Oh Herro

Tyler: Bahaha

James: You like dah noodle?

Tyler: 0.o The Fuck..

James: (walks away with smile)

by DGK_ALL_DAY-125769 September 22, 2011