Dick Whipped

The female version of "pussy whipped." When the dick is so good.. that when laid out by the goodness.. you lose all track of time and thought.

Girl 1: ive been misreading IMS all noght

Girl 2:Too much sex? XD~

Girl 1: LMAO I WAS JUST ABOUT 2 SAY THAT!! Ive been dick whipped.

by Lexyione February 27, 2011

Rim Dick

To take the tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.

The guy's at work were ragging me over a two bagger, so I rim dicked the coffee pot.

by scott mark August 30, 2006

Dick Shit

To have nothing or Value of an item to be worthless.

"You got dick shit, bitch"

by Anon-in-Illinois October 23, 2005

Dick Sick

A really horrible word for semen. Especially if it's told to you by your girlfriend

"You gonna make your dick sick?"

"...what did you just say?"

"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."

"Yeah...I got that..."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

dick sucking

Praising or complimenting someone.

I've received a lot dick sucking since I got my hair cut.

by RDKIZ August 6, 2009

monkey dick

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

double-dicking

Double-dicking, v. - Early 21st century hoin’ vernacular

a. flirting, conversating, or dancing with two males at the same time

b. the occurrence of dating two men within a 24 hour period

c. the practice of select and limited non-monogamy, i.e. simultaneously dating two men over a period of time

d. the feat of having some type of sexual activity with two dudes in a period of 24hours

e. a male to female to male threesome; or a male to male to male threesome

f. the act by men or women of using double-dong dildos during sexual activity

a. I thought she was going home with both of them dudes the way she was double-dicking at the club last night.

b. She'd gotten in the habit of double-dicking Nesean and Orishio on Saturdays.

c. She double-dicking and ain't ready to settle down yet.

d. Double-dicking really ain't my thing.

e. That was some serious double-dicking in that flick.

f. Requiem For a Dream has the best double-dicking scene ever.

by sexualintellectuals(profbday) August 11, 2008