Cooking tha shrimp

Form of masturbation

Person 1: what’s he doing?
Person 2: I think he’s cooking tha shrimp

Shrimp cooker: yeah I’m jacking my shit.

by A broken jar March 17, 2026

cookies

A basketball term for a easy steal

"after stealing the ball from jared, juniper exclaimed 'COOKIES'"

by Tamaj Williams March 20, 2026

Cookie

A women’s vagina

He wants this cookie so bad

by maa.aaaaaaa March 21, 2026

Cookatiel

A giant pink bird boss from Super Mario Odyssey. Its name is a portmanteau of "cook" and "cockatiel"

Hell yeah! Cookatiel is one of my favorite Mario bosses even

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025

Cooking in the Stu

Short for “cooking in the studio” meaning to work on art vigorously in some sort of studio or art focused environment. The term is also a play on the phrase “ Cooking in the Stew.”

Person 1 : “hey what are you doing right now?”
Person 2:” I’m drawing, making music….You know…. Cooking in the Stu!”

by The Thurm August 8, 2025

Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.

Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.

My girl is finning the Boston marathon, I’m gonna have some cooked pussy tonight!

by Mc1! September 6, 2025