Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.

The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...

by misty mayhem September 21, 2012

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Break The Meats

Stepping on someone's toes or on the back of their shoe while they are walking.

Lydia and Emily are standing outside and Jaelin stomps on Lydia's toes screaming "BREAK THE MEATS!"

Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"

by TheBeastlyOneForSure September 24, 2011

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To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

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Arkansas Boiled Meat

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.

That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.

by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021

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Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

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Heat Meat

Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.

"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."

by vivsnake May 7, 2022

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