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poon rocks 

the result of a disgusting untaken care of vagina that forms crusty's inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes dicks.
While Joe and Maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her vagina in and onto his penis.

He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"
poon rocks by Flama blanca November 24, 2010
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Box Rocked

To be ruined or vandalized, specifically referring to technology. Originating from computer nerd/hacker culture, the phrase literally describes a box (computer) that has been rocked.
I box rocked my precious ~/ partition when I attempted an in place upgrade from ext4 to btrfs.

John got shit-canned after his company's server got box rocked by some script kiddie.
Box Rocked by NEETphreak March 29, 2013
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toilet rocker 

A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.
Do not let that person use your toilet they are a toilet rocker and may break your toilet.
toilet rocker by bhcrypto August 20, 2013

rex rocket

Doing a run and jump, landing dick first into vagina

A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection

Is usually shouted as performing it
REX ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rex rocket by ItsEctoplasm May 1, 2016

The rocking chair 

When your bitch sits on your dick and instead of an up and down motion, grinds back and forth like a rocking chair. Like the cowgirl, but better.

*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
Last night she gave me the rocking chair and her vag sucked the soul outta my cock.

Tamp rocket 

When you have a tampon in and you’re doing an activity that requires intense physical exertion of the body, specifically from the abdomen and/or legs, that makes it feel like your tampon is going to shoot out like a rocket.
Dude I can’t go to the gym today, I’m gonna totally blow out a tamp rocket.

“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
Damn.”
Tamp rocket by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019

Liquid Rocky road 

A huge liquid shit, mostly chunks coming out quickly
I just took a huge liquid Rocky road in the shitter
Liquid Rocky road by Digger naggot September 17, 2019