Yo MJ What up Dog?

Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.

Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.

Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*

by kalley treay July 3, 2007

what do you do with pasta

“What do you do with pasta?”
“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN” ~ Connor Ball from The Vamps

“Hey mate? What do you do with pasta?”

“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN”

by Jade Irwin February 19, 2019

That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."

Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009

What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008

Duh What Time Is It Girl

Some stupid girl that I went to a gifted program summer thing with ten years ago. I only saw her once on the playground and she said "Duh What Time is It" and it was so fucking funny. She was a 'tard.

she sucks cock good though, fo' a reta'd!

by Caca October 8, 2003

whats tha deal on the key cuz

Means what is going to happen today.Or what are you going to do tommoro.Or whats are fixn to do right now.

kid1:Hey dawg, whats the deal on the
key cuz

kid2:Nothin really just thinkin about what to do right now

kid1:Aight then cuz hit me up when you gon' do somethin.

by Jesse hernandez May 13, 2005

No fate but what we make

To create a future whether there is the on you like or the one you don’t or something in between. We can create it yet not solo or solely based on our own volition ; God, God through other people and other things like our environments but we are given choices so do take credit but not all
Of it

No fate but what we make is possible and the we is not and I.

by No fate but what we make November 17, 2020