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LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024
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James Kellow

A James Kellow (or JK) is a Hardcore MF. Basically coolest dude you can meet. Other guys are reaching to be him.
Sure I skate well, but I’m hardly a James Kellow
by Hater69intotheBBW September 17, 2020
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James

A collective of 3 or more Jims acting as one.
Check out Jim, Jimmy, and Jym over there. They really make up a great James.
by Flenderbeak December 6, 2023
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James Box

A Box containing marijuana from old roaches.
Pass me the James Box and I’ll roll up a Dirty Franco
by Joint-boy May 26, 2022
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James

A wonderful dude. Great personality. Extremely athletic he is always is polite. He is the next Michael jordan. Also the next faze sway and shroud. Very determined amazing guy.
Definitely would rate 10/10.

Would recommend 😉
Did you hear about james
No

He is my micheal jordan
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james ditto

one of a kind tattoo artist. a bad ass motherfucker who takes no shit. seen wearing hoodies and a red beard, a whore
One day i am gonna grow up to be a james ditto
by james ditto January 11, 2009
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James

A very small child that is slightly homosexual but does not yet realise. He has also never seen his own penis
“Hi I’m James” said James smally and homosexually without looking at his penis
by John Mcginn siuuu November 22, 2021
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