False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010
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cleaning room farts

When you sit in a god forsaken cleaning room for so long that the air gets inside your body. This creates a deadly fart that can evacuate rooms.
Somthing smells like dead pheaseants.
I think Tom has the cleaning room farts
by poundtown01 October 26, 2011
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fart is still standing

When you fart and you walk away from it for a while but evertime you pass that section the fart is still lingering in the same exact spot.
joe:*farts*
kuro:ew D:
Joe: *walks away from fart* 8
kuro: walks away
Joe: *goes to the bathroom*
*2 mins later*
kuro: *passes spot joe was staning in* holy sit dude yer fart is still standing here!
by wee396 March 18, 2009
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chinese food fart

A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
I just ate some chow fun and the chinese food farts are making everyone hallucinate.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006
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Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.
My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.
by ButterMN January 8, 2008
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G&L Fart

Crap, I just did a G&L and sharted!
by Devman June 7, 2005
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