Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
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Mack My Box

Apparently is defined as a request to eat ones pussy properly
Bruh, she said “Mack My Box” and so I did.
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dumb as a box of rocks

See "dumb as a bag of rocks" ... my deceased dad used to use the term alot.
You're about as dumb as a box of rocks ... /duh!
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My mom cant pay the morgage so we are moving into a box.
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Something a dumb twat said he can knock my friend out because he does it
Dumb as : I do gorilla boxing I can knock you out in 1 punch.
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Mackin The Box

Flirting in a private message or instant message. Usually related to people who try to pick up other by Flirting with them in private.
Example: Joe's a regular dog, he tries to Mackin the box with all the fine ladies.
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Spice box

An axilla. Armpit that is looked at or seen with lustful desire. A fetish to armpits and all that they entail. It may only be to look or fantasize at the armpit, yet it may also include sexual desire and/or sexual (penis, or ejaculation in or near the armpit) or non sexual (touching, smelling, licking) that involve the sight, touch, and smell of the armpit. Whether hairy, trimmed or shaved a spice box is an armpit that is viewed within a sexual context, and because there is a stigma due to the possibility of negative smells, by calling it a spice box you're able to express the fetish or desire without stigma causing words. Part of Armpit fetishism known as maschalagnia
I wanna look at his spice boxes!
Id eat his spice box!
Wow! Thats one sexy spice box
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