obsesses over every female he ever sees, usually ones who share absolutely no interest
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.
“Yo man, did you see that girl that just walked by? Dude. No one else can have her. She’s mine.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”
by crackaintsofuckinwack April 16, 2020
Get the simpmug. by Randy-ing April 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
by gypsythief101 September 28, 2021
Get the simpmug. 
S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk
by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 